Who Are We?

We are two queer dykes who love dick. We write about our dick-related adventures and our dick-inspired wonderings. After nearly 3 decades of lady-loving dick aversion, we’re shocked to be here.

“So the man who rubbed my feet believes in Creationism. He said grace before dinner. He also ate my pussy for hours on my period. So I just thinkĀ you don’t know what to expect from people.”

Welcome. We’re glad you’re here.


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